Curly, Curvy, Not Quite Straight

wickedclothes:

Harry Potter Potion Flasks

Disguise your liquor as potions. Perhaps drinking makes you lucky. Or truthful. Or an entirely different-looking person. Sold on Etsy.

(via persianqueerfeminist)

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

(via erroneously-timelocked)

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via acciobenedictcumberbatch)

becomingmichael:

productiveslacker:

beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.

THAT LAST ONE!?

'COme to me'

(Source: youtube.com, via phrutbat)

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

(via phrutbat)

doctorwho:

"Fingers on lips!"

Doctor Who Series 2: Fear Her

(Source: skinnyscottish)

theboywhofangirled:

Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something

(Source: kimpossibooty, via acciobenedictcumberbatch)

smokeymcbandit:

Featured in Top ten of People’s Most Beautiful, 2014.#1 #4 #7  #10

(via persianqueerfeminist)

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

slurhater:

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

radioinactivity:

The current pope called gay couples adopting kids child abuse and has openly spoken out against gay marriage so you know he’s still kind of scum so stop reblogging those fucking photosets about how great he is

He’s also said gross things about trans people.

And abortion, of course

Natch.

precisely. yeh, he’s a step forward in many ways, but those guys still have MILES to come before I’ll ever be remotely ok with them.

(via doctorofdragons)

alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
—
Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours. 

i am really happy that the fall is on that wall.
i want another version in which the lights are travelling into her and lighting her up :)

alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

Took so many hours. 

i am really happy that the fall is on that wall.

i want another version in which the lights are travelling into her and lighting her up :)

(via west-zephyrs)

hisnameisbilbo:

HEADS UP:

Doug Jones (ex contortionist, now actor) is on the castlist for the film ‘Crimson Peak' out in 2015 (with Tom Hiddleston, Jim Beaver in it etc.), and his part on IMDb currently has no name..guys, that can only mean one thing-

KICK ASS CREEPY CREATURE TIME.

I mean, this guy is the Johnny Depp of mythical creatures, he’s been in everything and is rarely appreciated

(via steamcharlie)

trying to get back into that too. It’s so haaaaard

i want it to be a craving again! instead of a chore.

steamcharlie:

deckitout:

whaoanon:

emifail:

so i got a new mug

god damnit

perfection

where can i get one of these, i think i need one….

steamcharlie:

deckitout:

whaoanon:

emifail:

so i got a new mug

god damnit

perfection

where can i get one of these, i think i need one….

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

(via acciobenedictcumberbatch)