Curly, Curvy, Not Quite Straight

hannibal-and-dory:

last-snowfall:

But why can’t I have a fox.

because you have a cat

hannibal-and-dory:

last-snowfall:

But why can’t I have a fox.

because you have a cat

(Source: nagashizzar)

yes-shit-watson:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

image

is this a reaction or an example

both

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merrvpippins:

finally the day has come to post this

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buffygif:

Willow: There’s a simple answer to this. Just think about who loves him the most. Clearly I do, since I’m willing to look past the whole orientation thing!
Anya: Well, you’re gonna have to do better than that!

rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee:

leggy-and-thrandy:

beggars-opera:

leggy-and-thrandy:

so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER

Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers


this post got so popular oh my god

Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978

rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee:

leggy-and-thrandy:

beggars-opera:

leggy-and-thrandy:

so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER

Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers

image

this post got so popular oh my god

Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978

(via pretentiousnitwit)

how to pick up girls

braig:

if she asks you what your favorite meme is tell her it’s her

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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"Our tour begins here in this gallery. Where you gaze upon the sweet innocence of youth…. but things are not always as they seem"

Phantom Manor Stretch Portrait Series by
ThatDisneyLover

(Source: thatdisneyloversart, via phrutbat)

imightbemajin:

BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK
TIIMES INFINITY

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lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

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